16 days

Today I won the bus driving lottery...I got bus B42...it's new with nice leather seats, a radio, breaks that work, and most importantly...a HEATER!!!

Today I said a few hail Mary's before I turned out onto the evil access road...it was like I had the Felix potion from Harry potter that makes you lucky...not that kind of lucky..get your head out of the gutter...I realized that I the road from the bus barn is one way so if needed I could be all the way on the left hand side and no one or nothing could stop me...or so I thought...I pulled over to the left side so I could swing it when I turned left in order to miss the massive drop off and the curb...well one out of two isn't bad...I hit the curb again, but at least I didn't get whiplash or make the wheelchair lift almost fall down...SUCCESS!!!

Day 2 of UIL wasn't near as exciting as day one...I didn't get to see two nerdy girls trying to play ninja by themselves , which was hilarious by the way.

This evening was the Christmas parade and my cheerleaders had a float. We were suppose to have an 8 foot tall blowup Santa in the middle but instead we got a half inflated, too drunk Santa that couldn't stand up, then when he decided he was ok to stand up, he'd start to levitate...our float promoted drunken spirits...no wonder we didn't win an award this year...the parade had a boat that was decorated in lights, an RV decorated in lights, a Waco transit trolley that was covered in lights that flashed to along with music...the theme must have been "light my ride"...we didn't get that memo!!

After everyone had icicles forming on their bodies, it was time for the P.A.C. Rally, with a ton of people that showed up for the free food, free hot chocolate, free entertainment by a local rap artist....you say free I say I'll be there and they were. The local rap artist might someday be famous...he shouldn't hold his breath...he needs to focus on losing weight or he might end up being the next biggie smalls. He started throwing CDs...not a good idea dude...they have sharp corners that could poke people in the eye...lawsuit...I almost got hit in the head with one...i would have cried!!