21 Days left
So I've decided to create a blog as I countdown to the BIG 30. It's my goal each day to find something humorous to post here or I'll just randomly babble on and on about nothing, either way the last days of my 29th year will live on in the lives of the one or two people that will read this.
On the 21st day until my 30th birthday, my true love gave to me...oh wait, I'm confused, I don't have a true love...duh! I haven't even got to 30 yet and I'm going crazy. Anyway, today was about the same as the other days of my life. It started with me waking up, hitting snooze, going back to sleep, snooze going off, hitting snooze, taking Howdy out to poop and pee, going back to bed, hitting snooze, waking up, hitting snooze, getting up, running into the end of my bed, getting a HUGE bruise on my leg, washing my hair, brushing my teeth...ok so I guess I really don't have to tell EVERYTHING.
At work, let's just say I survived. The highlight of my day was coming up with a theme for the door decorating contest...I'm pretty sure my students think I'm a freaking idiot...oh well...I just live for decorating...doors...maybe pinterest has something that I could pin and use for the door. I'll have to look...after I enter grades. The day ended and I still had my hair...I'd go into a little more detail, but I'm not going to be one of those crazy teachers that talks about her students and her job and then someone finds out and gets pissed and then gets fired.
After work, I went to the grocery store...it shaved a few hours off my life. Grocery shopping at 5 is almost as stressful as shopping at 12 am on Black Friday. I ran into a long lost coworker...I haven't see her since the last time I went to the grocery store. It started my shopping experience off great!! I then got stalked by some janitor sweeping the floor in the produce section...I think he was trying to sweep me off my feet...literally...too bad he wasn't cute and under the age of OLD. Everytime I go to HEB, I need body armor, a shield...besides my cart, and blood pressure medication. The aisles are always crowded and people don't know they need to move out of the way because I am coming through. Actually, one little child found out the hard way today, I was behind this really slow older lady, I mean a turtle was moving faster than her, her daughter, and little granddaughter. The mom was holding on to the shopping cart from the side, while the snail was walking with the cart the normal way, except extremely slow. The granddaughter was running around beside them while they were talking about the weather I guess, who knows. I timed it perfectly to make a move around them and all of a sudden the little girl ran in front of my cart and I sideswiped her. As I ran off, I said Sorry! I wish I could stop and check on her, but my dog is home alone and I need to get home. Ok so that was a lie, but I really didn't stop. She barely ran into it...it was her fault, she should have looked in both directions and behind her and the mother should have had her in the freaking basket. It was crowded in there and she could have been taken by a stranger and then they would have to call a Code ADAM, even though the child was a female.
Now I'm home, trying not to fall asleep because I have hours of vegging...I mean paper grading to do before 9 gets here because that's when I become a pumpkin. While sitting here, I just saw a preview for another stupid Chipmonk movie...don't they know that they have made three too many. Guess not! Hopefully tomorrow is more eventful...maybe I'll hit the snooze two times instead of 4...
On the 21st day until my 30th birthday, my true love gave to me...oh wait, I'm confused, I don't have a true love...duh! I haven't even got to 30 yet and I'm going crazy. Anyway, today was about the same as the other days of my life. It started with me waking up, hitting snooze, going back to sleep, snooze going off, hitting snooze, taking Howdy out to poop and pee, going back to bed, hitting snooze, waking up, hitting snooze, getting up, running into the end of my bed, getting a HUGE bruise on my leg, washing my hair, brushing my teeth...ok so I guess I really don't have to tell EVERYTHING.
At work, let's just say I survived. The highlight of my day was coming up with a theme for the door decorating contest...I'm pretty sure my students think I'm a freaking idiot...oh well...I just live for decorating...doors...maybe pinterest has something that I could pin and use for the door. I'll have to look...after I enter grades. The day ended and I still had my hair...I'd go into a little more detail, but I'm not going to be one of those crazy teachers that talks about her students and her job and then someone finds out and gets pissed and then gets fired.
After work, I went to the grocery store...it shaved a few hours off my life. Grocery shopping at 5 is almost as stressful as shopping at 12 am on Black Friday. I ran into a long lost coworker...I haven't see her since the last time I went to the grocery store. It started my shopping experience off great!! I then got stalked by some janitor sweeping the floor in the produce section...I think he was trying to sweep me off my feet...literally...too bad he wasn't cute and under the age of OLD. Everytime I go to HEB, I need body armor, a shield...besides my cart, and blood pressure medication. The aisles are always crowded and people don't know they need to move out of the way because I am coming through. Actually, one little child found out the hard way today, I was behind this really slow older lady, I mean a turtle was moving faster than her, her daughter, and little granddaughter. The mom was holding on to the shopping cart from the side, while the snail was walking with the cart the normal way, except extremely slow. The granddaughter was running around beside them while they were talking about the weather I guess, who knows. I timed it perfectly to make a move around them and all of a sudden the little girl ran in front of my cart and I sideswiped her. As I ran off, I said Sorry! I wish I could stop and check on her, but my dog is home alone and I need to get home. Ok so that was a lie, but I really didn't stop. She barely ran into it...it was her fault, she should have looked in both directions and behind her and the mother should have had her in the freaking basket. It was crowded in there and she could have been taken by a stranger and then they would have to call a Code ADAM, even though the child was a female.
Now I'm home, trying not to fall asleep because I have hours of vegging...I mean paper grading to do before 9 gets here because that's when I become a pumpkin. While sitting here, I just saw a preview for another stupid Chipmonk movie...don't they know that they have made three too many. Guess not! Hopefully tomorrow is more eventful...maybe I'll hit the snooze two times instead of 4...
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