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So it was Friday...the door decorating contest was turning into a heated hot mess...but I had only one thought on my mind...the tacky Christmas sweater that awaited me at home. It was going to make its debut later that night and I couldn't be more excited. All day I daydreamed about what I could add to make it even more tackier than it already was, should I add paint, glitter, gift bows...I was at a loss. School was finally over and I rushed home, but not too quickly because I had left my purse at home and didn't have my identification. Upon arriving at home I found my tacky sweater laid out on my dining room table just like I had left it the night before. It looked so plain, and quasi tacky...my mind raced because I only had two hours before the unveiling and I had to get in a nap! I didn't have time to add lights or paint, so I didn't the next best thing...garland!! I cut some green garland into strips, glued it on, and prayed that it would stay on...just for a little while. When I awoke from my slumber, I checked out the monstrosity that was lying in wait...tacky homemade Christmas sweater was a success!! I put on my Christmas stocking turtle neck, grabbed the sweater and left. I'm sure you're wondering why I didn't put it on, but I thought I was going to have to go into public and I was NOT about to have that thing on...they might have had me committed!!!